{"id":33610,"date":"2026-04-18T06:39:06","date_gmt":"2026-04-18T05:39:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=33610"},"modified":"2026-04-18T07:07:22","modified_gmt":"2026-04-18T06:07:22","slug":"valerie-on-the-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/18\/valerie-on-the-beach\/","title":{"rendered":"Valerie on the Beach"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I woke up cold on an empty beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With four other people I hardly knew <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was wearing a brightly coloured swimsuit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why the fuck was I wearing a swimsuit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I hate all fucking swimsuits especially these <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Middle Aged I Have Given up on Life Ones <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I looked at the people with whom I had shared the night <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two guys and two girls all younger than me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For a moment I thought they had all drowned <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And that I was the sole survivor of a tragedy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But then the hairier of the two men farted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back to Life Back to Reality <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I hated that fucking song <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To my right there was a movie poster <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was quite weathered and tatty<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Val\u00e9rie sur la plage<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The slight model-like blonde girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Smiled at me and then returned <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To her compelling dreams <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I looked at the film poster again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It showed four people standing in shadow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>On a wide French beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A slight movie by Ann de Mal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was the story of four strangers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Who meet on a train a decide <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To go to an out of the world beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some distance away <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Where the two brothers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Would release the ashes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of a dear friend into the lonely sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had read the book which I liked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As apart from the committal of the ashes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Very little happens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They go to a bar and later sleep on the beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That is all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The short story ends on a railway station <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Where each of the characters prepare to travel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To their original destinations <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After exchanging names <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">Val\u00e9rie sur la plage<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up cold on an empty beach With four other people I hardly knew I was wearing a brightly coloured swimsuit Why the fuck was I wearing a swimsuit I hate all fucking swimsuits especially these Middle Aged I Have Given up on Life Ones I looked at the people with whom I had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33610"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33610"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33614,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33610\/revisions\/33614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}