Most people think that I am a slacker <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Except my girlfriend Naomi Smith <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who always sees the good side of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is the only daughter of the Rev Smith <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The truth is that I am a very angry person <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who hates authority with a vengeance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This said I do keep it bottled tightly at all times <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Naomi deserves a kind and gentle boyfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who is an expert on tombola machines <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have also written a charity leaflet for the church<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How to Run a Successful Tombola Stall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is essentially an ideas sheet although in Latin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which has confused some of the ladies of the WI<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Naomi has told me that she wants to holiday with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She has booked a Christian Bed and Breakfast <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which is in the middle of Great Yarmouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I really want to hold her naked in my arms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But know that I will be lucky to get a kiss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This said I respect her and want her to be happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My frustrated lust is really of very little importance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This said I still want to hurt those who anger me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My mother who knows me well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Says that I am like a metronome <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that I should be careful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I have the capacity to injure people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Both physically and mentally <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sometimes I think that these are God’s words<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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