{"id":33674,"date":"2026-04-20T13:25:33","date_gmt":"2026-04-20T12:25:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=33674"},"modified":"2026-04-20T14:16:10","modified_gmt":"2026-04-20T13:16:10","slug":"my-little-blue-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/20\/my-little-blue-car\/","title":{"rendered":"My Little Blue Car"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I have told you to stop smoking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You stupid white bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This has happened before <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A pretty girl travelling alone <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have a knife in my bag <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joe gave it to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In case I wanted to carve driftwood <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(I am in Middle England) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Where it is hard to find driftwood) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I might have to choose another option<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joe is unaware of these messages <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So is Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They have their own concerns <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If any low life thinks this is funny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then I will change his mind <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Warning &#8211; Do not mess with Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It is not a good idea to mess with Josie <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have told you to stop smoking You stupid white bitch This has happened before A pretty girl travelling alone I have a knife in my bag Joe gave it to me In case I wanted to carve driftwood (I am in Middle England) (Where it is hard to find driftwood) So I might have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33674"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33674"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33677,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33674\/revisions\/33677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}