{"id":33678,"date":"2026-04-20T14:41:29","date_gmt":"2026-04-20T13:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=33678"},"modified":"2026-04-20T15:39:37","modified_gmt":"2026-04-20T14:39:37","slug":"newcastle-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/20\/newcastle-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Newcastle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I am in Newcastle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(bully for you) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I catch you smoking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then I will punish you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(if I choose to smoke )<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Fuck You)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Smoking is bad for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(So are craft knives) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I do not like you smoking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You will lose your looks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I will not fancy you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(I do not smoke in real life) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(I just smoke in Joe&#8217;s fictions) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(This guy is beginning to scare me)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Only whores smoke <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whores are bad people<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am in Newcastle (bully for you) If I catch you smoking Then I will punish you (if I choose to smoke ) (Fuck You) Smoking is bad for you (So are craft knives) I do not like you smoking You will lose your looks I will not fancy you (I do not smoke in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33678"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33678"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33681,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33678\/revisions\/33681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}