Are you okay Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes why should I not be<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At an anonymous service station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the middle of Pale England <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you been hassled <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you ask <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of something on the news<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What news <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It seems that they have dragged an illegal out of a river <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really what does it have to do with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because the cops have issued a CCTV image <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It looks very like you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are many Josie’s <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you in Newcastle recently <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which Newcastle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The one with the famous football club <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did anything happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A negro accused me of smoking <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He called me a white whore <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I told him that I only smoke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In your many fictions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But not in your poems <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I never smoke in your poems <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did he attack you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really he just pushed me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I pushed him back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are writing this fiction Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He fell backwards into the river <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you run away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I walked away towards the road <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I glanced back a couple of times <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just in case<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I could not see him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was nearly dark <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not expect to see him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you get my my meaning bro <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you carrying your knife <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No it was in my hotel room <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You should – <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But for fucks sake it was Newcastle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you give your real name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are writing his fiction Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is getting very exciting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie could end up in prison like you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stop nattering Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am coming to fetch you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do not know where I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
From your description you are in the Leicester area <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I called myself Margaret Wilson <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you wearing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normal things but no panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Take it seriously Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I only took one pair <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you take your beanie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes as it is quite cute at the moment <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you wearing it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then put it on and wear your coat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not that cute in here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why are you telling me these things <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you were not wearing your beanie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or you coat in the CCTV images<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just stay where you are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you see any cops just make yourself scarce <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ladies loos you know the drill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also if anybody starts chatting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then pretend you are Spanish <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And do not speak much English <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will come to get you with Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She can drive your car back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happens at the end of this fiction Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We meet you at the services and return to town <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you think that he had a family <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The chap who fell in the Tyne<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think he had a family <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most of them have families <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ten kids and three wives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
According to the media <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did you let him drown <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Alone in a strange country <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will be on my way in twenty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sephine will meet me en route <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sit in the corner and read your book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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