You were late home last night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was I <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know you were <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pretty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I made out with Roberta last night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You mean the Roberta <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Roberta whose father is a judge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not think that you were her type <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neither did I <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But obviously I was <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Olivia did it just happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We went to see a movie first <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some slasher movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought you hated slasher movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do but as soon as the lights dimmed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was all over me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well I did not watch the fucking movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We left early and the rest is history <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about her folks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were at a dinner<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So she fitted you in<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Don’t be a bitch Pretty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was really gentle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Until it was time to leave <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You did leave didn’t you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of course I did <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her parents are very conservative <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not think that they would have approved of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just look at me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I look like a fucking junkie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have always looked a mess <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck off Pretty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are just jealous of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have the wets for Roberta <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I admit that I find her attractive<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let us not fight because I was punished <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hit a dog on my way home <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you hurt it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not stay to find out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is unlike you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know and I hated myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you have to remember it happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Near the to the mills <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can see your point <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is so fucking creepy down there even in daylight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And remember I had just seen part of a slasher movie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I also knew that God was not pleased with me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was not your first time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know but I had asked for forgiveness <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And as soon as I had another chance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just sinned again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was your car damaged <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You hit a dog didn’t you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not think of that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it a big dog <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Medium size at a guess <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What breed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not have a clue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was just an ordinary dog <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pretty would you be a darling <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The coffee is already on <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No not that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you look at my car to see if it was damaged <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also check for any blood or pieces of dog <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do not ask much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will let you borrow my car and will not make a fuss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am going to the army base on Friday to see my sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will you pay for gas <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes yes yes just look at the fucking car <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My father is coming around this afternoon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I want to be prepared <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He still thinks that I am vacant between my ears <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Give me ten Olivia and just clean up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do I smell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well I do not think that it is Mrs Polly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can also borrow my Arden shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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You were late home last night Was I You know you were Pretty Yes I made out with Roberta last night You mean the Roberta Yes The Roberta whose father is a judge I did not think that you were her type Neither did I But obviously I was Olivia did it just happen We […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33934"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33939,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33934\/revisions\/33939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}