{"id":33940,"date":"2026-04-30T05:12:54","date_gmt":"2026-04-30T04:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=33940"},"modified":"2026-04-30T05:55:07","modified_gmt":"2026-04-30T04:55:07","slug":"two-moons-three-suns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/04\/30\/two-moons-three-suns\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Moons Three Suns"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is about time for the flower moon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last year we had two moons and three suns <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have no idea about this year <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although I expect the same <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I caught my flat mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wearing my clothes again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is annoying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the May air in VVV is mild <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I normally do not dress until nine hours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the morning breezes are so very kind<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hilary burst into tears last night <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I told her off for wearing my pants <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It seems that her colleague and friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Caroline died from postural asphyxia<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After stealing some of Hilary&#8217;s shit <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is about time for the flower moon Last year we had two moons and three suns I have no idea about this year Although I expect the same I caught my flat mate Wearing my clothes again Which is annoying As the May air in VVV is mild I normally do not dress until [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33940"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33950,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33940\/revisions\/33950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}