Dear Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have just started shooting my Greek movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On an island so beautiful that it remains nameless <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I play Cindy the younger of two sisters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who is a vain socialite although a good Catholic girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They have rented out a dreamy villa with essential views <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My sister Rachel is the plainer of the two characters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And not as liberated as I pretend to be <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only trouble is that I have a naked scene <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which I am told is essential to the plot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(this movie is so fucking languid as not to have a plot)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(sorry for the French mummy but you get my point) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In short your beautiful daughter is sunbathing naked<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When she decides to pour herself a cool drink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Comedy Alert)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rachel has prepared a selection of sandwiches <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which Cindy finds a little puzzling at first <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But she soon finds out why they are there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When Rachel’s fianc\u00e9 and his mum and dad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Walk into the beautiful stone kitchen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a sense of awkwardness which Cindy is oblivious to <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And to make things worse Uncle Malcolm who is Simon’s father <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Begins eating the cheese and cress sandwiches without thought <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He compliments my suitably suicidal sister with the compliment <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot believe that it is not butter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My agent has said that my bum is pure box office <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that the scene was written especially for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I played Saint Teresa of Avila in my last movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know that Pope Leo liked this movie very much<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I am not sure if I will receive an invite to the Vatican <\/p>\n\n\n\n
After my current movie is released later this year
Till Then <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Julie Bee Benjamin xxx
PS – send my love to all at the Lord Byron <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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