{"id":34102,"date":"2026-05-05T12:17:16","date_gmt":"2026-05-05T11:17:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=34102"},"modified":"2026-05-05T17:34:53","modified_gmt":"2026-05-05T16:34:53","slug":"la-douceur-de-ne-rien-faire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/05\/la-douceur-de-ne-rien-faire\/","title":{"rendered":"la douceur de ne rien faire"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">Do you fancy a swim \n\nYes but I am in my underwear \n\nThe beach is very quiet day \n\nWhat will I wear on our return journey Pierre \n\nWear nothing Ann\n\nSeats on trains can be very porous \n\nYour outer clothes will be dry \n\nWhat happens if I cross my legs \n\nI do it all the time as I am a born fidget \n\nThen some will know that you are not a natural blonde\n\nIt is not a joking matter \n\nI am aching to have a swim \n\nAs the day is very hot \n\nBut there are obstacles in front of me \n\nGo naked Ann nobody will give a shit \n\nWhat about the families over there \n\nThey have brought children \n\nI do not think that your body will corrupt them \n\nThe father yes but not the children \n\nWhat about the wife \n\nWhat about her\n\nShe is rather plain and large \n\nWhereas I am slim and desirable \n\nAre we having this conversation Ann \n\nI have made a decision Pierre \n\nThat is happy news \n\nI am going to swim fully dressed \n\nWhat \n\nJust watch me \n\nAnd \n\nI will travel back naked on the train \n\nThere is a logic to that \n\nBut we will have to miss the church \n\n <\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you fancy a swim Yes but I am in my underwear The beach is very quiet day What will I wear on our return journey Pierre Wear nothing Ann Seats on trains can be very porous Your outer clothes will be dry What happens if I cross my legs I do it all the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34102"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34107,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34102\/revisions\/34107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}