{"id":34141,"date":"2026-05-09T05:43:49","date_gmt":"2026-05-09T04:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=34141"},"modified":"2026-05-09T09:59:11","modified_gmt":"2026-05-09T08:59:11","slug":"sss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/09\/sss\/","title":{"rendered":"Salema Smiling Salamanders"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am currently on holiday in Portugal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Salema to be precise<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All is well with my day<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My lovely wife is in the pool <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is naked<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jane always swims naturally<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am writing this very poem <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the back of a newspaper<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was to be called SSS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I changed my mind <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As there are a large number <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of Small Smiling Salamanders<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here in Salema and elsewhere<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are shy but inquisitive creatures<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who appear to enjoy a carefree existence<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jane is walking towards her towel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">People are passing along the beach lane <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It a a generous combination <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everyone is happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have now completed this poem<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And am reading the sports pages <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This said my coffee is now cool cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Much to the amusement <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of the Small Smiling Salamanders   <br><br><br><br>Stan<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am currently on holiday in Portugal Salema to be precise All is well with my day My lovely wife is in the pool She is naked Jane always swims naturally I am writing this very poem On the back of a newspaper It was to be called SSS But I changed my mind As [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34141"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34149,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34141\/revisions\/34149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}