When I loved in West Wittering <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I met two artists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really it was one artist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who suffered from Schizophrenia<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But for the purposes of this meop<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will treat the Knights as two people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I met Jeeny Knight whilst swimming in the bay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And she introduced me to her husband Jeeny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who was also an artist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were lovely people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who promised to teach me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How to paint using just one colour<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And after the garden shed\/the guttering <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\/both cats\/bertie the dog and my mum<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was told that I would never be a cook<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cried four forty days and forty nights <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I wanted to paint lots of naked women <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And have meaningful relationships with them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was given a joke book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the edge of the railway platform <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which saved my life<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That and no trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had called at Lamorna Halt since 1959<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or was it eight in the evening <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was all about their lives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do Jeeny and Jeeny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Say to each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before the retire for the Knight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You thought I would say <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knight Knight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But they confirm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whose turn it is to make cooffee<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What does Jeeny wear in bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Knight Dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I lie as she sleeps as she swims <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Quiet Naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She does wear her Knight Dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When she poops to the corner shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is Jeenys favourite book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tender is the Knight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sir I would like you to accompany me to the station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It closed down in 1959 officer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although unofficial enthusiast trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ran until 2015 last Knight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a quarter past eight officer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We have a clever one here Miriam <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cuff him and use excessive force Joan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes Please <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What am I being arrested for <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is he being arrested for Sandy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think of something man<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He looked up my skirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you are bloke Margaret <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will have to do better than that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have the right to remain silent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shall i kill him Super <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have told you not to call me Super <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I am at work <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry Mary Anne <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is no need to apologise <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly Watt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No just Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you realise Mr Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That you will be going down for a long time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really :-0 :-}<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We will throw the book at ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cherry Bomb <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are no books at the station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are they <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We gave them to the local charity shop Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Never heard of it Martha <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You told us to do so <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Officer may I escape now<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you still here Mr Silly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I am in Argentina <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will count to ten <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Can you cunt to ten pig <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then I will shoot ewe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
YES <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We gave our guns to the charity shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I will shoot you with mu feather boa<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Excessive Force <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No just Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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