{"id":34408,"date":"2026-05-28T11:22:59","date_gmt":"2026-05-28T10:22:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=34408"},"modified":"2026-05-29T08:19:33","modified_gmt":"2026-05-29T07:19:33","slug":"flirting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/28\/flirting\/","title":{"rendered":"Southern Bus Lanes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was flirting with my girlfriend<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Deep on the village beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As it was becoming <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Increasingly pointless <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To flirt on the bus lanes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Whilst driving south <br><br><br><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was flirting with my girlfriend Deep on the village beach As it was becoming Increasingly pointless To flirt on the bus lanes Whilst driving south<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34408"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34446,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34408\/revisions\/34446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}