In the Church <\/b><\/p>\n
Viola and I were sitting in the pews of a busy church<\/p>\n
We were both drinking coffee from mugs one and two<\/p>\n
I was a little embarrassed as I was wearing only a pair of brief undershorts<\/p>\n
Under my naval dressing gown<\/p>\n
Vila sensed my embarrassment and gave me the o from her first name<\/p>\n
This touched me greatly<\/p>\n
As I knew she could not travel with a broken name<\/p>\n
The curate and the new vicar<\/p>\n
Were building a small wall<\/p>\n
With damp sandbags<\/p>\n
As a storm was expected<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Mugs One & Two \u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n
As she was caressing<\/p>\n
The curate\u2019s balls<\/p>\n
I slipped the o<\/p>\n
Into Viola\u2019s coffee mug<\/p>\n
Without her knowing<\/p>\n
She left the church soon after<\/p>\n
And took my brief undershorts<\/p>\n
With her as an act of revenge<\/p>\n
The curate and the new vicar<\/p>\n
Gave me sanctuary that evening<\/p>\n
And presented me with a new business suit<\/p>\n
On Saint Crotone\u2019s Day<\/p>\n
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