Dear Mummy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I chose the short straw yet again<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And have had to wait in for the electrician <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And to pass the time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have been watching Twilight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(which is a movie that you probably have never heard of)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a scene early on<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When Edward saves Bella from a certain death <\/p>\n\n\n\n
By using his superhuman speed and strength<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is all very much from the fantasy vampire genre <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it has haunted me as I am unusually strong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And have razor sharp reflexes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you remember the mysterious slaughter<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of those poor sheep when I was very young <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We moved without real reason shortly afterwards <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why was this as it seems odd to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You said that it was because you wanted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie and I to attend a better private school <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I always thought that to be very true<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But things are beginning to add up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is Josie really my identical twin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As she seems so much younger than me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And suffers from a madness that I do not share <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have always excelled in all my pursuits <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But Josie is superior to me in many ways <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If there is a truth please share it will me
Joe x<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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