{"id":34577,"date":"2026-06-07T02:56:45","date_gmt":"2026-06-07T01:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=34577"},"modified":"2026-06-07T03:02:14","modified_gmt":"2026-06-07T02:02:14","slug":"et-aucun-connard-netait-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/07\/et-aucun-connard-netait-la\/","title":{"rendered":"Et aucun connard n&#8217;\u00e9tait l\u00e0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre id=\"tw-target-text\" class=\"wp-block-preformatted\">I have made a few mistakes in my life \n\nLike getting my younger sister pregnant \n\nFor this I was punished by the state \n\nThey gave a me a choice to rot in jail or join up \n\nI chose the latter as the theatres of war \n\nWere located in many attractive locations \n\nAfter my basic training I was given a shiny new rifle\n\nA smart uniform and was fed and watered before my departure \n\nI must say that I had fitted into my new life like a glove \n\nFelice was sending me happy letters on perfumed paper \n\nLife was good as I could not wait to start killing the enemy \n\nHowever when we arrived in the latest war zone\n\nWhich was situated in a beautiful valley \n\nNo fucker was there which disappointed me greatly \n\nIt appears that the war had finished the previous week \n\nBut nobody thought to tell anybody else \n\nI deserted immediately and returned to Felice and little Martin \n\nThat was my pathetic war \n\nFelice is now pregnant with our second child \n\nWho we will either call Vincent or Virginie\n\nAnother war has broken out in another area \n\nI will not fight even if I am asked to do so again \n\nAs I have yet to receive an apology for the previous fiasco \n\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have made a few mistakes in my life Like getting my younger sister pregnant For this I was punished by the state They gave a me a choice to rot in jail or join up I chose the latter as the theatres of war Were located in many attractive locations After my basic training [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34577"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34577"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34581,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34577\/revisions\/34581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}