Quote<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neitzsche often viewed compassion equality and morality <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With suspicion seeing them as expressions of weakness resentment <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or what he called <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The She Mentality
You are a poet what are your thoughts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what are ewe Cissie Jayne <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a Llama<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are not a Llama<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why is that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you do not look like a Llama<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do Llamas look like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Llamas <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is very profound Roberta<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Cissie Jayne<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You say that you are not a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do ewe know that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I do not look like a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do poets look like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So my conversation with ewe was null and void <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What conversation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our conversation about what constitutes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The She Mentality<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I stand by every word <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although to be fair we are seated <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On your glorious Laura Ashley armchairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Laura Ashley is dead<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She fell down some stairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was very careless of her<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do the heavily patterned armchairs know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not know as soft furnishings have no conceptions of death <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are unaware of their own mortality <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cats are aware when the end is near <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They fade into the undergrowth to find a quiet place <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or they cross the A2 during the rush hour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Surely armchairs have some conception of death <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In my experience they are totally unaware <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes their springs slowly fade especially if used by porkers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The loose change that used to be so easily found <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just disappears into the lost world of bent charities <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is only when they are dumped on playing fields <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That they no they are truly dead and there is no afterlife <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just the Oriel Simpsons Under Sevens football match <\/p>\n\n\n\n
May I ask you a question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fire away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You shot my immortal cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You asked me to do that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How can it be an immortal cat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As it has a dirty great hole in its head <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And is splat all over your Laura Ashley wallpaper <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But your walls are painted black <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Walls are far more sensitive than armchairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your briefcase <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do keep in your fine leather monogrammed briefcase <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You mummy’s used knickers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wrong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
St Paul’s Cathedral …Duh <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The initials <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What initials <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The gold ones on the starboard side <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh those <\/p>\n\n\n\n
SB <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do they stand for Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stupid Bastard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I was a stupid bastard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For forking out two hundred fucking quid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For this piece of Chinese shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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