{"id":34658,"date":"2026-06-14T10:33:20","date_gmt":"2026-06-14T09:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=34658"},"modified":"2026-06-14T11:17:35","modified_gmt":"2026-06-14T10:17:35","slug":"the-politician-and-his-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/14\/the-politician-and-his-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"The Great Pagoda in Kew Gardens"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As I am not an expert <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am quoting from the net <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you speak Japanese <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fuck no <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So you think that there is more to the case than meets the eye  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am of that opinion <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Are you ready Meddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As I will ever be T <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We will travel back a number of years <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To an incident that destroyed one of Japans most famous pagodas <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here goes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You have lovely toes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yolanda<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hinju  is a Japanese term meaning double suicide<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A double suicide without consent is called muri-shinju&nbsp;and it is considered as a sort of&nbsp;murder suicide <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A sort of a kill the bitch and then destroy yourself<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Give me an example <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Yanaka Pagoda  double suicide arson case&nbsp;was a dramatic example of arson in 1957 of a five-storied wooden&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/T%C5%8D\">pagoda<\/a>&nbsp;in&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yanaka_Cemetery\">Yanaka Cemetery<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tait%C5%8D,_Tokyo\">Tait\u014d Tokyo<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The pagoda was set on fire by two lovers who committed suicide together&nbsp;\u2013 their bodies were found in the remains of the structure<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So you think that is why your much hated politician and his bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Burnt down the Great Pagoda in Kew Gardens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That is a possibility <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Were their remains found in the ruins <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Were they identified <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What was the outcome <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nothing has been announced<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you think it is a cover up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>More like a fuck up Yolanda <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That is very forward of you Gerald <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And my answer is yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you like cricket <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Such an English sport <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you play <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why are you being suggestive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It is sensible question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What was your highest score<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>49 Not Out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Where <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In Windsor in 1985<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To celebrate I bought a Wisden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My father did the same in 1939 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a match winning innings <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His score <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>39 Not Out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I have both the books on my shelf <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I think we have strayed Gerald <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I asked whether you liked cricket <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Because in Sandwich in Kent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There is a cricket ground <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which has favoured views from the railway <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I know it well as on hot summer says <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When there is no game being played<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I remove my sandals and walk barefoot in the outfield <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Are you familiar with the river path nearest to the town <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have you ever sat on the shaded seats <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When a match is in progress <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At times yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have you ever studied the ironwork of these benches <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To be honest no <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The next time you are there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do take time to study the ironwork Yolanda <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You have cracked the  muri-shinju&nbsp;case Gerald <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So I have <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You are so clever <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That is why they call me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fabian of the Yard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I am not an expert I am quoting from the net Do you speak Japanese Fuck no So you think that there is more to the case than meets the eye I am of that opinion Are you ready Meddy As I will ever be T We will travel back a number of years 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