My father owns a tobacconist shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought he was a film director <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He was <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You say was<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He fell out of love with cinema <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Quit and bought a tobacconists shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does he still make movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He makes short movies about pipes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One or two of his pipe advertisements <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Still show up on television<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He especially likes briar pipes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even though he does not smoke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So let me get this straight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your father owns a tobacconist shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But he does not smoke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you remember the case of Agatha <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Agatha who<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The pop singer Agatha<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was involved in the Casey scandal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was no proof that Agatha pulled the trigger <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was my friend from school <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We kept in touch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Casey was her boyfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She liked his money <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I loved her but she was weak <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then he became controlling <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was because of him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That she developed a habit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which harmed her career<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is when my father got involved <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Casey was bankrolling his movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But he tried to sack my father<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Casey treated girls like Agatha poorly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then dropped them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you remember Tssia Else<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is she doing now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She shot that scumbag <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And because of his guilt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My father bought her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A modest tobacconist shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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