{"id":34694,"date":"2026-06-16T07:57:48","date_gmt":"2026-06-16T06:57:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=34694"},"modified":"2026-06-16T08:47:37","modified_gmt":"2026-06-16T07:47:37","slug":"my-geography-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/16\/my-geography-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"My Geography Teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I was quite young I fell in love<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> With my geography teacher <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although she was quite innocent<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Of my sad and lustful thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God then subtly smiled on me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As whilst delivering papers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On my rural paper round <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I saw my geography teacher<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quite naked after enjoying a bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This made me very happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I frequently sketched her from memory <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Life was good and then I had an accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I was knocked off my bicycle<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By a careless driver in a white van <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I spent the next two months in hospital <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The driver was heavily fined and received a ban <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I recovered I often thought about my teacher <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She knew that I had been rather badly injured <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And visited me with the headmaster and his wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was then that I wondered if I had been punished by God<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For enjoying and secretly recording my fortunate theatre <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even though some years have passed since my accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have still not really answered this impossible question<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was quite young I fell in love With my geography teacher Although she was quite innocent Of my sad and lustful thoughts God then subtly smiled on me As whilst delivering papers On my rural paper round I saw my geography teacher Quite naked after enjoying a bath This made me very happy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34694"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34700,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34694\/revisions\/34700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}