Today is June the Seventeenth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yesterday was Bloomsday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not celebrate this day<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I was sick in bed<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normally you serve me breakfast <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On June the Sixteenth at exactly six am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wearing your long linen nightdress<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which used to belong to your grandmother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You would then lift the hem of this historic garment<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And expose your generous and unruly bush <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was required to stare at your overgrown garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For exactly twenty eight seconds before thanking you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This did not happen yesterday as I was sick<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You did not even enter my bedroom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And was fully dressed when we took my bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not fancy a breakfsdt as my appitite was dull <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You lefy a notr on yjr kitvhen table <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which read
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