For a number of years I loved my Beautiful Betty Blue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But she became mad and left me before the final credits<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I asked Caron Jane from Accounts to join me for a swim <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This proved to be difficult as we loved deep in the countryside <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is never an answer only a problem so we caught a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which although heavy took us to an idyllic yet polluted beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Caron Jane was wearing her virginal white jeans and gossamer top <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which showed her prominent areolas to my great advantage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She asked if I would be offended if she changed behind me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I said I would be more offended if she changed in front of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had always thought commandos were elite fighting units <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who killed brown people in disease ridden countries <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the word had another meaning as I soon found out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not know whether it was your perfect bum or your golden bush <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I had planned to marry you on the spot until the RSPCA objected
Silly Boy L Silly Girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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