I was wandering along the promenade <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Towards the towns main beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I passed a mobile sauna <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which was totally full <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This confused me as only yards away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was the sea the sand and a naked soprano <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whose songs were sweet and summer soothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was thirty six degrees thirty six fucking degrees <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And you chose to suffocate in your coffins of pine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just so you could shed some of your unwanted pounds
Fuck Off Images of Summer (2026)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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