{"id":34783,"date":"2026-06-25T11:45:00","date_gmt":"2026-06-25T10:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=34783"},"modified":"2026-06-25T11:54:37","modified_gmt":"2026-06-25T10:54:37","slug":"36-fucking-degrees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/25\/36-fucking-degrees\/","title":{"rendered":"36 Fucking Degrees"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was wandering along the promenade <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Towards the towns main beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I passed a mobile sauna <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which was totally full <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This confused me as only yards away <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was the sea the sand and a naked soprano <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whose songs were sweet and summer soothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was thirty six degrees thirty six fucking degrees <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And you chose to suffocate in your coffins of pine<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just so you could shed some of your unwanted pounds <br><br><br><br>Fuck Off Images of Summer (2026)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was wandering along the promenade Towards the towns main beach When I passed a mobile sauna Which was totally full This confused me as only yards away Was the sea the sand and a naked soprano Whose songs were sweet and summer soothing It was thirty six degrees thirty six fucking degrees And you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34783"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34787,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34783\/revisions\/34787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}