{"id":34788,"date":"2026-06-25T12:32:00","date_gmt":"2026-06-25T11:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=34788"},"modified":"2026-06-25T12:34:27","modified_gmt":"2026-06-25T11:34:27","slug":"nanny-goats-in-white-petticoats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/25\/nanny-goats-in-white-petticoats\/","title":{"rendered":"Nanny Goats in White Petticoats"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As Lawrence would have said <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Nanny Goat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In a White Petticoat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Silliness of it all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Warnings after warnings <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Designed to help <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But all they do is confuse  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Those who lack the ability <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To think for themselves <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This never used to be the case<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As on the day of our birth <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We were handed a box of delights <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Which was full to the brim <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Of pure common sense<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As Lawrence would have said The Nanny Goat In a White Petticoat Silliness of it all Warnings after warnings Designed to help But all they do is confuse Those who lack the ability To think for themselves This never used to be the case As on the day of our birth We were handed a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34788"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34788"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34791,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34788\/revisions\/34791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}