{"id":34818,"date":"2026-06-27T17:57:54","date_gmt":"2026-06-27T16:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=34818"},"modified":"2026-06-27T18:23:29","modified_gmt":"2026-06-27T17:23:29","slug":"34818","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/27\/34818\/","title":{"rendered":"My Sister Smokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is not <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In itself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A bad habit<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But what shocks me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that Tracey <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is a nun <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A real life nun <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who lives with other nuns <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a large building<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> With nice windows<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She also goes commando<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On hot summer days <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not believe this confession <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Until she lifted her habit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And showed me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her hairy place of dirty fun <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She then suggested that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That we should travel together<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Into the Elysian Fields <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which confused<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> The fuck out of me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I did not know<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What it meant<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I made my excuses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And returned to my beat    <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As there were bad people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stealing crisps and dalmatians<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In my little home town <br><br><br><br> Silly Boy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which is not In itself A bad habit But what shocks me Is that Tracey Is a nun A real life nun Who lives with other nuns In a large building With nice windows She also goes commando On hot summer days I did not believe this confession Until she lifted her habit And showed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34818"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34823,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34818\/revisions\/34823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}