I was due to meet you in La Defense <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you did not show up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I rang Maria who was nearby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had been given tickets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To climb the Grande Arche<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I am terrified of heights <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I asked Maria to bring a friend<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whist they were exploring the high arch<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You rang me and noted your location<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which was just fifteen minutes away<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It appears that your apartment block <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had suffered a power failure <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In view of this we waited for Maria and Marie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And shared the rest of our day with them <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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