Morning Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Correct <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did you say <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I confirmed that you were correct <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Correct in your assumption <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Assumption of what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That it is indeed morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is not an assumption <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because it is the morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you know that mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because the morning newspaper <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Has just dropped through the door <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Morning papers or papers from any time of the day<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not drop through our front door <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a physical impossibility<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Explain yourself Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are two answers mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Firstly our front door is made of concrete <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reinforced concrete from the builders yard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Secondly and more importantly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even if our front door was made of perfumed wood <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It wood need a letter box <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do letters box <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Occasionally <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I would imagine that they favour gymnastics<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And other multi-disciplined sports like skydiving <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you like cornflakes on your milk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes please<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy why is there a football on the television <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you asked me if there was football on the TV <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I checked and I could not see a football on our television <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only Rufus our Siamese cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rufus is dead mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You ran her over yesterday on the way to the shops <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really I thought that she was just off her food <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy why is there a football on the television <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because you asked me if there was football on the TV<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh Silly Mummy I meant that was football going to be shown <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inside our wonderful new television <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has a teak finish I paid more for that<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And a remote control<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That only opens the blinds Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And lets the chickens out into the yard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We live on the sixth floor <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That account for all the chicken curries Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Delicious but a little repetitive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Buffalo Curry would be delicious <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will see what I can do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a dead buffalo in the car park Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is in Bay 36 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bay 36 was Mrs Ramsbottoms camping space <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought she was dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is dead Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are wrong on two accounts Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
First of all my name is Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not Dead Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you can see I am very much alive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unlike Mr Ramsbottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mr Ramsbottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is he dead too <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Afraid so <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How sad<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They had a two man tent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy was Mrs Ramsbottom a man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I heard rumours that she was an antelope <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I cannot be sure<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As it was very dark when we showered together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Showered together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes in the Orange County Caves <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are they not the deepest caves in the world <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I believe so although the caves in Regent Street <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are thought to be deeper <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But they are illuminated by glow worms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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