Hi Joe how are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Great <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who is your companion <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lucy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is very beautiful in the dark <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Abd in eep caves <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And in deep caves<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are very fat Lucy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And your armpits are a work of art <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do they smell <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really as the smells are trapped in the folds of my flesh <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about your lady garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lady Garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your cunt Lucy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would not go near it Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not intend to do so <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arr you married Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Engaged <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Engaged <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes to Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She has been standing behind you for the last five hours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Behind you silly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Lucy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh there you are it is so nice to meet ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am told that you are a very sweet person <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like to think I am<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are very svelte Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unlike ewe Lucy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like to look attractive for Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like to look attractive for Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell me what do you think my best feature is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The last day of your life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always joking Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not think he is joking Lucy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you joking Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know what happened last time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell Jor what happened last time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe my name is Joe nit Jor <\/p>\n\n\n\n
God you are so fucking stupid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She sat on me Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did not come out for eight months <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always the joker Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I shat on you like I had a dead rat curry and shat on ewe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was it like Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hot acidic incredibly smelly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought I was travelling in the tropics again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No sorry I will rephrase the question<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was the rat curry like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rat curry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Selphine do you like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To be truthful I have never tried rat curry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I mean have you ever sat on Joe’s face <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On occasions yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I bet you are the type who takes a bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I shower yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It would not do if I smelt like a District Line train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You smell of the whole railway network Lucy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it true that Joe has a sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where is she <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do have a sister a twin sister who looks very like me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she identical <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No her name is Josephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you call her Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No Margaret <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does she look like ewe Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No Josie is very dark <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She has raven eyes and raven hair <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does she shave <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does she shave as having black body hair is a pain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The last we engaged in an adventure yes she had a tidy little bush<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you look out of window you can see it in the garden next to the grave of the budgie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I shave you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly Boy purchased a nuclear lawn mower for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why all the fucking sewers are blocked<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have heard of fat bergs in the sewers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well Lucy produces Minge Bergs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why our water is so fucked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tap Tap <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry Lucy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is someone at the door <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Knock knock <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are the pigs aftrt ewe ahain Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I paid my fine and they burnt all your naked porno movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
JOE it is so lovely to see you again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How was your journey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I only went to to the shops <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have an all over tan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No white bits at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe is your sister always so explicit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would not tell Silly Girl about my white bits <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I doubt if she would be interested Fat Girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe said that you can be a bitch sometimes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And you are a cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not know what Silly Boy sees in you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What hae ew e got that I have not got <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you fuck your brother and engage in threes with Sephine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which brother do you mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have twelve brothers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But they are all faggots or so they tell me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They prefer shitty butt holes to my delicate cunt
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