{"id":34979,"date":"2026-07-12T10:49:25","date_gmt":"2026-07-12T09:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=34979"},"modified":"2026-07-12T10:50:58","modified_gmt":"2026-07-12T09:50:58","slug":"real-sounds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/12\/real-sounds\/","title":{"rendered":"Real Sounds"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As it was Sunday Lix woke up late <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her girlfriend F was still sleeping <br><br><br>In keeping with tradition she stumbled <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">into the previous nights kitchen <br><br><br>Two cups of coffee and a Joplin later <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lix was in the park feeding the hungry squirrels <br><br><br>The music had ceased and with the exception <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">of the birds everything was now totally unreal  <br><br><br><br><br> LIx &amp; F <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As it was Sunday Lix woke up late Her girlfriend F was still sleeping In keeping with tradition she stumbled into the previous nights kitchen Two cups of coffee and a Joplin later Lix was in the park feeding the hungry squirrels The music had ceased and with the exception of the birds everything was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34979"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34979\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34982,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34979\/revisions\/34982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}