{"id":35019,"date":"2026-07-13T10:09:12","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T09:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35019"},"modified":"2026-07-13T10:09:12","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T09:09:12","slug":"the-downing-street-bus-shelter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/13\/the-downing-street-bus-shelter\/","title":{"rendered":"The Downing Street Bus Shelter"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I was found drunk in this bus shelter<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My shoes had been stolen as well as my wallet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The pigs had planted some recreational stuff on me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was likely that I was going down for a long time<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But then they drove me back to my beautiful house <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And let me sleep it off on the vacant back benches  <br><br><br><br> From &#8211; The Day My Beautiful Dog Died (2026)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was found drunk in this bus shelter My shoes had been stolen as well as my wallet The pigs had planted some recreational stuff on me It was likely that I was going down for a long time But then they drove me back to my beautiful house And let me sleep it off [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35019"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35019"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35020,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35019\/revisions\/35020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}