Jean-Paul is on the beach
\nwith his purple toothbrush out of reach <\/i><\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n
That is a ridiculous rhyme <\/i><\/p>\n
I know<\/i><\/p>\n
But you asked me to write a rhyme about our day on the beach <\/i><\/p>\n
I did not expect a poor rhyme <\/i><\/p>\n
It was the best that I could do <\/i><\/p>\n
Well then it will have to do although I think your words are lazy <\/i><\/p>\n
You may be correct <\/i><\/p>\n
In the second line you mention a toothbrush <\/i><\/p>\n
Yes<\/i><\/p>\n
You know I desire a toothbrush more than anything else in this room <\/i><\/p>\n
Is it for sale?<\/i><\/p>\n
No <\/i><\/p>\n
Why? <\/i><\/p>\n
It is just not for sale<\/i><\/p>\n
If you agree to sell me the toothbrush I will show you my breasts <\/i><\/p>\n
My nipples are totally identical and have often been admired\u00a0 <\/i><\/p>\n
Inez unbuttoned her blouse and revealed her breasts to me<\/p>\n
Her nipples were indeed identical<\/p>\n
I looked at them for a while and ran my fingers around her dark areolas<\/p>\n
Will you sell me your toothbrush now? <\/i><\/p>\n
I cannot <\/i><\/p>\n
Why?<\/i><\/p>\n
Even if I wanted to sell the toothbrush to you I would not be able to <\/i><\/p>\n
You are not making sense<\/i><\/p>\n
Estelle grabbed her fallen blouse from the vivid green sofa<\/p>\n
She was in a haste to cover herself and buttoned her garment without proper care<\/p>\n
One of the buttons fell to the floor<\/p>\n
See I have lost a button because of you <\/i><\/p>\n
There were tears in Inez\u2019s eyes<\/p>\n
Why is impossible to sell the toothbrush to me?<\/i><\/p>\n
You have seen my breasts <\/i><\/p>\n
You have touched my breasts and now I insist that you sell the toothbrush to me <\/i><\/p>\n
There is no toothbrush <\/i><\/p>\n
It never existed in the first place<\/i><\/p>\n
It was only a part of a poor rhyme<\/i><\/p>\n
You are a cruel man <\/i><\/p>\n
You have deceived me <\/i><\/p>\n
You have taken advantage of my desire <\/i><\/p>\n
You have enjoyed your cruelty and my distress <\/i><\/p>\n
I am not a cruel man <\/i><\/p>\n
You asked me to write a rhyme which I did <\/i><\/p>\n
A poor rhyme a very poor rhyme <\/i><\/p>\n
It was a rhyme nonetheless<\/i><\/p>\n
I did as you asked <\/i><\/p>\n
That was my only commitment to you \u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n
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