I was caught reading Kant and Plato<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At a bus station in Dover <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whilst waiting for the bus <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I had just missed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The police were called <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I was subsequently arrested <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For a disturbance of the peace <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I explained that I had just visited the castle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Above this famous but unremarkable town <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And whilst there I had purchased a jigsaw <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When they heard about this and that I had sampled<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The excellent NAAFI strawberry cake in the canteen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was released with just a very stern warning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And told to stick to the works of Martin Heidegger
Travels with Joe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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