{"id":35398,"date":"2026-08-12T08:09:54","date_gmt":"2026-08-12T07:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35398"},"modified":"2026-08-12T09:15:44","modified_gmt":"2026-08-12T08:15:44","slug":"grasshopper-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/12\/grasshopper-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Grasshopper"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>On the day before the eclipse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was in my wonderful garden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>writing a poem about roses <br><br><br>When a grasshopper<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>landed on my foot<br><br><br>Nothing else happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>until alarmed by a sudden <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>gust of wind it vanished <br><br><br>I have never had occasion <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>to consider this until now  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the day before the eclipse I was in my wonderful garden writing a poem about roses When a grasshopper landed on my foot Nothing else happened until alarmed by a sudden gust of wind it vanished I have never had occasion to consider this until now<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35398"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35398"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35401,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35398\/revisions\/35401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}