{"id":35424,"date":"2026-08-13T08:27:26","date_gmt":"2026-08-13T07:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35424"},"modified":"2026-08-13T08:33:14","modified_gmt":"2026-08-13T07:33:14","slug":"platonic-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/13\/platonic-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"Platonic Friends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Come into my garden Maude<br \/>\nThat is a disgusting suggestion Claudia<br \/>\nI am very surprised at you<br \/>\nWould you like to see my bare butt<br \/>\nWhy would you surrender such a question<br \/>\nBecause I thought it would be more interesting<br \/>\nThan asking you to look at my fountain pen<br \/>\nIt is also a far more sensual question<br \/>\nYou have seen me in my bath Maude<br \/>\nDo you not agree that my butt<br \/>\nIs far more interesting than my pen<br \/>\nYour pen leaks Claudia<br \/>\nIt puts me at a disadvantage<br \/>\nWhen I am writing letters to my mother<br \/>\nThat said your so called butt also leaks<br \/>\nWhen your fragile health becomes volatile<br \/>\nI feel so very sorry for you Claudia<br \/>\nAs it detracts one from your tender beauty<br \/>\nAnd you smell like a dung field<br \/>\nOn a hot summers day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come into my garden Maude That is a disgusting suggestion Claudia I am very surprised at you Would you like to see my bare butt Why would you surrender such a question Because I thought it would be more interesting Than asking you to look at my fountain pen It is also a far more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35424"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35428,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35424\/revisions\/35428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}