What are your favourite summer memories Mark <\/p>\n
Winter days when the labourers freeze in the fields <\/p>\n
I like the farmers harvesting their golden corn <\/p>\n
Do you not just love it<\/p>\n
When the late afternoon sun <\/p>\n
Dances merrily within<\/p>\n
The extensive dust clouds <\/p>\n
No<\/p>\n
It makes me so happy that I could sit down and cry <\/p>\n
There are normally no park benches on our farms Stan <\/p>\n
Then I will sit in the richer dust without complaint <\/p>\n
I am shagging your sister Mark <\/p>\n
She is gagging for it <\/p>\n
That is of no consequence <\/p>\n
If Mary Anne is happy <\/p>\n
Then I am happy <\/p>\n
She is a dirty little bitch <\/p>\n
Nothing shocks her <\/p>\n
I know I pray for her every night <\/p>\n
Do you still sleep in the same room <\/p>\n
Yes but I would rather not discuss this temptation <\/p>\n
God is testing me my friend <\/p>\n
But you were a dunce at school <\/p>\n
I know <\/p>\n
All holes <\/p>\n
Sadly yes <\/p>\n
Although I do give her an allowance when she is eating <\/p>\n
I agree as your mothers pies are legendary in these parts <\/p>\n
Yes but sadly I am no longer able <\/p>\n
To take our sheep dogs for a walk <\/p>\n
As it is not practical to do so <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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