There was a knock at the door<\/p>\n
Cum in <\/p>\n
But be gentle with me<\/p>\n
Oh Silly Sister <\/p>\n
What a horrible surprise <\/p>\n
How are ewe <\/p>\n
I am not a fucking sheep <\/p>\n
If you call me that again<\/p>\n
Your Life Support goes off <\/p>\n
That again<\/p>\n
I wondered what it was <\/p>\n
I thought it was a disco machine<\/p>\n
When I heard that you were poorly <\/p>\n
I became very sad <\/p>\n
Why <\/p>\n
Because Silly Mummy said it was not terminal <\/p>\n
What happened <\/p>\n
Well I went with a friend <\/p>\n
To the new Ghanaian restaurant<\/p>\n
Which one <\/p>\n
The one next to the dogs home <\/p>\n
It was very cheap <\/p>\n
That is because you have no friends<\/p>\n
Nobody wants to be seen out <\/p>\n
With a cunt like ewe<\/p>\n
Were you very sick Silly Boy <\/p>\n
Yes I shit out of every hole <\/p>\n
Did you pass blood <\/p>\n
Why is he back in the country <\/p>\n
My shit could have easily appeared on TV<\/p>\n
Really <\/p>\n
I was offered the Multi Coloured Snot Shop <\/p>\n
But had to turn it down <\/p>\n
Why<\/p>\n
Because I was so blocked up<\/p>\n
They say that I will explode in two weeks <\/p>\n
And have asked me to join the Peace Corps<\/p>\n
But you are not an American<\/p>\n
I was once mugged by a nigger in LA<\/p>\n
That was enough for me to qualify<\/p>\n
Did you get food poisoning <\/p>\n
No missionary poisoning <\/p>\n
The missionary was off<\/p>\n
When they cooked him <\/p>\n
I would have certainly fucked off <\/p>\n
If they had put me in a pot<\/p>\n
What is that in your hand Silly Sister <\/p>\n
Your dick you stupid cunt <\/p>\n
Why <\/p>\n
Because I want you to be happy <\/p>\n
What like the dwarf that Snow White<\/p>\n
Was sucking in dads dodgy video<\/p>\n
Can I watch it on your phone Sis <\/p>\n
Do not push your luck Silly Boy <\/p>\n
Which handkerchief are you going to use <\/p>\n
The one that mummy gave to me<\/p>\n
When Daddy fucked off<\/p>\n
Have you washed it <\/p>\n
No why should eye <\/p>\n
Because it might have daddy stuff still on it<\/p>\n
Second thoughts just hand me your sock<\/p>\n
Silly Sister why do you put gel in your hair<\/p>\n
For fucks sake be careful<\/p>\n
I have to be in church at six<\/p>\n
Silly Sister is that photograph for me<\/p>\n
Yes <\/p>\n
Is that your lady garden<\/p>\n
I liked your lady garden <\/p>\n
It was very soft <\/p>\n
And had a hidden cave<\/p>\n
To hide in<\/p>\n
When the social workers <\/p>\n
Came around to make their films<\/p>\n
Do you remember<\/p>\n
When we used to play<\/p>\n
Hide and seek <\/p>\n
Just to fuck them off <\/p>\n
I can still remember their smells <\/p>\n
It is a Tree Creeper you moron <\/p>\n
Trees do not creep even I know that <\/p>\n
It is a fucking bird <\/p>\n
That feeds off insects <\/p>\n
From the bark of trees<\/p>\n
Dogs bark not trees <\/p>\n
It is said that the birds<\/p>\n
Bright white feathers<\/p>\n
Reflect light <\/p>\n
Into the crevices of the bark<\/p>\n
And help them to see the food <\/p>\n
I do not know why they bother <\/p>\n
Come again <\/p>\n
Really <\/p>\n
You are so caring Sis <\/p>\n
What were you saying about the bird<\/p>\n
That I would not get into all that white feather stuff <\/p>\n
I would just buy a chink torch from the local wog shop <\/p>\n
Or order a Maccy Dee <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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