{"id":35518,"date":"2026-08-17T22:54:01","date_gmt":"2026-08-17T21:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35518"},"modified":"2026-08-17T22:57:15","modified_gmt":"2026-08-17T21:57:15","slug":"especially-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/17\/especially-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Especially Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jimmy <\/p>\n<p>Beth <\/p>\n<p>Why do you never call me <\/p>\n<p>When I am having an orgasm <\/p>\n<p>Well I figure that you are busy <\/p>\n<p>And I am normally <\/p>\n<p>With our most important clients <\/p>\n<p>At this time of the year <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jimmy Beth Why do you never call me When I am having an orgasm Well I figure that you are busy And I am normally With our most important clients At this time of the year<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35518"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35521,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35518\/revisions\/35521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}