{"id":35530,"date":"2026-08-18T07:17:23","date_gmt":"2026-08-18T06:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35530"},"modified":"2026-08-18T07:17:23","modified_gmt":"2026-08-18T06:17:23","slug":"a-bowl-of-apples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/18\/a-bowl-of-apples\/","title":{"rendered":"A Bowl of Apples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The books that I stole <\/p>\n<p>From Norman John Smith were<\/p>\n<p>The Locomotives of the South Eastern Railway <\/p>\n<p>Which were published in 1961 and 1963<\/p>\n<p>This confuses my common law wife <\/p>\n<p>As these are the only books on my shelf <\/p>\n<p>I tell her that I have my reasons <\/p>\n<p>And I would be grateful if she freshens <\/p>\n<p>My bowl of red apples <\/p>\n<p>When they begin to fade<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The books that I stole From Norman John Smith were The Locomotives of the South Eastern Railway Which were published in 1961 and 1963 This confuses my common law wife As these are the only books on my shelf I tell her that I have my reasons And I would be grateful if she freshens [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35530"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35531,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35530\/revisions\/35531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}