Silly Toy
\nSilly Boy
\nJe m’appelle Silly Boy
\nPourquoi parlez-vous espagnol
\nSilly Toy
\nJe m’appelle Silly Boy
\nWhat is your middle name Lucy
\nLucy
\nNo your middle name
\nAre you thick you silly cow
\nNo my teacher says that I am pretty lithe
\nWith a peachy backside
\nWhat is your middle name Lucy
\nCunt I think it is cunt
\nWhy do you think it is cunt
\nBecause that is what people say to me
\nI want to fuck your wet cunt
\nWho said that
\nThe swimming instructor
\nWell that figures
\nBut does he say that to you elsewhere
\nElsewhere
\nYou know away from the swimming pool
\nYes all the time
\nIs there a problem Silly Boy
\nNo that is perfectly normal
\nYou have to feel sorry for swimming instructors
\nAs they are often tempted by Lolita’s like you
\nJe m’appelle Lucy
\nLucy Cunt
\nJe ne m’appelle pas Lolita
\nAs I was saying Lucy Cunt
\nSwimming instructors
\nHave to teach Lolita’s
\nSorry
\nHave to teach the Lucy’s of the world how to swim
\nBut they also have to teach Spazzys and Mongs how to drown
\nHave you ever seen them in the pool misshapen body shapes
\nWith terminal hirsutism
\nThey certainly earn their corn
\nI would not do it for all the tea in Gaza
\nThey are all volunteers
\nWho pay their Local Authority
\nSo that their smelly meals
\nDo not come out of the pubic purse
\nSilly Bot
\nSilly Botty
\nNearly
\nSilly Boy
\nWell done Lucy
\nNow why are you here
\nBecause I am not standing outside
\nThat is very deep Lucy
\nBut what is the reason for your visit
\nIt was my birthday yesterday
\nHappy Easter Lucy
\nMr Lewis
\nMr Lewis
\nMy PE teacher
\nI thought he was in jail
\nHe is out now as the jails are full
\nBut Mr Lewis is Welsh and therefore white
\nI thought that they were just releasing the blacks
\nMr Lewis went to a Reggae concert and therefore qualified
\nIt was my birthday yesterday
\nAnd Mr Lewis bought me a country lane
\nYes a country lane in Hammersmith
\nThere are no country lanes in Hammersmith
\nMaybe in Kent and Sussex but not Hammersmith
\nWhat does it look like
\nA country lane in Hammersmith
\nLucy what is your question
\nMy question
\nYes like to you like jelly Silly Toy
\nThat is not my question
\nAs you know I hate dried fruit
\nObviously
\nDo you want to hear my question
\nWell it is either that or having a wank
\nGod you would be so rich
\nWank nor bank
\nYour question Lucy
\nWould you like to see my come
\nWow I have always wanted to see you come
\nI often go to sleep with mummy thinking about it
\nWill you open your legs wide
\nLike Miss Donaldson
\nMiss Donaldson
\nOur local MP
\nI thought he was named Paul Donaldson
\nHe is called Paul
\nPaul is a blokes name
\nI thought her cunt looked a little odd
\nSort of long and muscular and sticky
\nWill you open your legs wide Lucy
\nSo I can see a hint of fig peeking out
\nFrom behind your generous bush
\nI have always wanted to see you come Lucy
\nThank you so very much
\nWell get dressed Silly Boy and comb your hair
\nAs it is a twenty minute walk to the tube station
\nTube station Lucy <\/p>\n
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