{"id":35606,"date":"2026-08-22T18:53:24","date_gmt":"2026-08-22T17:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35606"},"modified":"2026-08-22T19:12:10","modified_gmt":"2026-08-22T18:12:10","slug":"silly-boy-is-poorly-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/22\/silly-boy-is-poorly-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Boy is Poorly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a knock at the door<\/p>\n<p>Come in<\/p>\n<p>But be gentle with me<\/p>\n<p>Oh Silly Sister<\/p>\n<p>What a horrible surprise<\/p>\n<p>How are ewe<\/p>\n<p>I am not a fucking sheep<\/p>\n<p>If you call me that again<\/p>\n<p>Your Life Support goes off<\/p>\n<p>That again<\/p>\n<p>I wondered what it was<\/p>\n<p>I thought it was a disco machine<\/p>\n<p>When I heard that you were poorly<\/p>\n<p>I became very sad<\/p>\n<p>Why<\/p>\n<p>Because Silly Mummy said it was not terminal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a knock at the door Come in But be gentle with me Oh Silly Sister What a horrible surprise How are ewe I am not a fucking sheep If you call me that again Your Life Support goes off That again I wondered what it was I thought it was a disco machine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35606"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35615,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35606\/revisions\/35615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}