{"id":35609,"date":"2026-08-22T19:03:47","date_gmt":"2026-08-22T18:03:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35609"},"modified":"2026-08-22T19:09:12","modified_gmt":"2026-08-22T18:09:12","slug":"silly-boy-and-lucy-cunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/22\/silly-boy-and-lucy-cunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Boy and Lucy Cunt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Silly Toy<\/p>\n<p>Silly Boy<\/p>\n<p>Je m\u2019appelle Silly Boy<\/p>\n<p>Pourquoi parlez-vous espagnol<\/p>\n<p>Silly Toy<\/p>\n<p>Je m\u2019appelle Silly Boy<\/p>\n<p>What is your middle name Lucy<\/p>\n<p>Lucy<\/p>\n<p>No your middle name<\/p>\n<p>Are you thick <\/p>\n<p>You silly cow<\/p>\n<p>No <\/p>\n<p>My brother says that I am pretty lithe<\/p>\n<p>I am your brother<\/p>\n<p>What is your middle name Lucy<\/p>\n<p>Cunt I think it is cunt<\/p>\n<p>Why do you think it is cunt<\/p>\n<p>Because that is what people say to me<\/p>\n<p>Who says that<\/p>\n<p>You do Silly Boy <\/p>\n<p>Well that figures<\/p>\n<p>But do I say that to you <\/p>\n<p>Elsewhere<\/p>\n<p>Elsewhere<\/p>\n<p>It is a small town in Cambridgeshire <\/p>\n<p>Yes all the time<\/p>\n<p>Is there a problem Silly Boy<\/p>\n<p>No that is perfectly normal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Silly Toy Silly Boy Je m\u2019appelle Silly Boy Pourquoi parlez-vous espagnol Silly Toy Je m\u2019appelle Silly Boy What is your middle name Lucy Lucy No your middle name Are you thick You silly cow No My brother says that I am pretty lithe I am your brother What is your middle name Lucy Cunt I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35609"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35614,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35609\/revisions\/35614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}