Do you realise <\/p>\n
That I am taking a bath <\/p>\n
In the City of Bath <\/p>\n
It was so nice of you to invite me <\/p>\n
As recently I have not been my Sunday Best<\/p>\n
And you are the guest of honour <\/p>\n
At the Bath Literary Festival <\/p>\n
I am proud of your company Josie <\/p>\n
It is not that long ago <\/p>\n
That I slapped that bitch <\/p>\n
She deserved it <\/p>\n
I do not think<\/p>\n
That we will be invited back soon <\/p>\n
Possibly not <\/p>\n
I actually made the Daily Mail <\/p>\n
The Poet Laureate has a Mad Sister<\/p>\n
Or something along those lines <\/p>\n
She was an over promoted academic<\/p>\n
Who had fucked her way to the top <\/p>\n
I enjoyed slapping her <\/p>\n
On reflection <\/p>\n
I was thinking of Laura Riding <\/p>\n
I am no Robert Graves <\/p>\n
Far from it<\/p>\n
That said it was all great fun <\/p>\n
What shall I wear <\/p>\n
You choose <\/p>\n
I will wear my white silk blouse<\/p>\n
And those lovely black jeans<\/p>\n
Are you going to wear shoes<\/p>\n
Possibly not as I have such nice feet <\/p>\n
Is this why you bought me to Bath <\/p>\n
As you wanted to upset the establishment <\/p>\n
I do hope that you are not knighted Joe <\/p>\n
Why do you say that as I would not accept it <\/p>\n
You are not by any chance turning traditional <\/p>\n
Fuck no I would run naked across the palace <\/p>\n
The corgis night bite you on the arse <\/p>\n
That is a chance I would have to take <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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