{"id":35699,"date":"2026-08-25T15:30:43","date_gmt":"2026-08-25T14:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35699"},"modified":"2026-08-25T16:22:20","modified_gmt":"2026-08-25T15:22:20","slug":"bicycles-attached-to-a-van","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/08\/25\/bicycles-attached-to-a-van\/","title":{"rendered":"Bicycles Attached to a Van"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why are those bicycles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Attached to the van<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because they would <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fall off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If they were <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not attached <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To the van<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What if the van <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did not exist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then the attachment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of the bicycles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would be impossible<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The van is parked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In  rough car park <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a rather peaceful place<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But technically the van <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is breaking the law<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As it is not a van park<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The bicycles are also trespassing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But as they are not touching the ground <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This might nullify the offence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have a point here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Harp Carp<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Carp Harp<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stay Sharp <br><br><br><br>The Lost Poems of Kent (2026)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why are those bicycles Attached to the van Because they would Fall off If they were Not attached To the van What if the van Did not exist Then the attachment Of the bicycles Would be impossible The van is parked In rough car park It is a rather peaceful place But technically the van [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35699"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35706,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35699\/revisions\/35706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}