Is it always as sunny as it is today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normally <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is the geography you see<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happens at night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am told that it gets dark <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How long have you lived here Mrs Peters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For about two minutes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Next to this overflowing bin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has such as lovely aspect<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No before that<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As your history fascinates me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well I lived in Boots for ten minutes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then on the 85 from Worth<\/p>\n\n\n\n
For twenty-three minutes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of the road works <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I mean how long <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you lived in Deal<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have always lived in Deal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Indeed I was found in wicker basket <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not far from the sewerage overflow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is your first name Mrs Peters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never asked anybody<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your name badge notes you as Miriam<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then Miriam it will be <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I rather like Will Bee as it is so masculine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do believe that I am a woman Mrs Jenkins<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What makes you think that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The usual gear<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Plus I am moody irrational and a lousy policeman<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What does your name badge say <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shop at Super Drugs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No the bit in small writing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Made in China<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Underneath that<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your birth name is Jochebed<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a nice name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not as nice as Violet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But nicer than Tracey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What does it mean <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It means that my father was <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Sailor from Gibraltar<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a novel by Marguerite Duras<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did you know that Esther <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because they sell it in the campsite shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a bestseller <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever read it Mrs Smith <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why are you asking me this question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I am not a character <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just wandered into the wrong story <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Easily done as all stories look alike <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh the Youth of Today<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Madame Duras<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh the Youth of Today<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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