{"id":35826,"date":"2026-09-01T11:14:37","date_gmt":"2026-09-01T10:14:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35826"},"modified":"2026-09-01T12:12:33","modified_gmt":"2026-09-01T11:12:33","slug":"sinful-alexandra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/01\/sinful-alexandra\/","title":{"rendered":"Sinful Alexandra"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Lumpenproletariat<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Who can tell me what that means <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Miss when you cross your legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I can see your knickers <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is a sinful occupation Stephens <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your mother would be ashamed of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is if you have parents at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quoting from Prikipedia <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In Marxist theory the Lumpenproleta<\/em>riat is an underclass devoid of class consciousness<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Karl Marx and Friedrich coined the word in the 1840s and used it to refer to the unthinking lower strata of society exploited by those who have no love or care <\/p>\n\n\n\n

These groups include criminals vagabonds gypsies as well as colleagues from<\/p>\n\n\n\n

McDonalds and Taco Bell who are usually included in this category<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is it about my underwear Lucy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please then continue<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is it true that his daughter committed suicide <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Whose daughter <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Karl Marx <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes Eleanor did commit suicide <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n

There were reasons <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you go to the library <\/p>\n\n\n\n

There are plenty of books on the subject <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes Tussy <\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Lumpenproletariat<\/em> burnt it down last week <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Which was to my advantage <\/p>\n\n\n\n

As my book was overdue<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What were you reading <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lolita Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nuff said young lady<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jenny <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is it true that Freddy Engels was lobbed off of Beachy Head<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I believe that was the case although it was likely he was dead<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I suppose that his ashes were just scattered to the sea winds<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did he smoke Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moving on <\/p>\n\n\n\n

My Uncle Hugh once tossed himself off Beachy Head<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Did he get arrested Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nah he became a social worker <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Silly Boy you are very quiet <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wrong time of the month Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What are you drawing <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do my lessons bore you <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A Rainbow Circle Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And yes your lessons are exceedingly boring <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Why have you created a Rainbow Circle <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am using it to define your underwear Miss<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because as with the rest of the class <\/p>\n\n\n\n

We can can see up your skirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n

When you go home <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I cannot see up your skirt Miss<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shut up David or I will tell the headmaster <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What you get up to <\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the greenhouses in front of his cell<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He knows already <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am interested in your rainbow circle Silly Boy<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I base it on the colour of your panties Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

And how your moods affect your colour choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just look at the last two weeks <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You tended to choose pastel colours <\/p>\n\n\n\n

On Mondays and Tuesdays <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But as the week aged your choices darkened<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You chose bold colours such as blues and reds<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Also on many of the Fridays <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You tend to go commando<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you want to borrow my razor Miss<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thank you St John<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But no as I have my own <\/p>\n\n\n\n

This often lines up with very hot days <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Although I cannot dismiss problems<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With your washing machine<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or that you are an exhibitionist and tell Mr Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

As he gets off on it <\/p>\n\n\n\n

When taking ewe from behind<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Silly Boy you might be a mathematical genius <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But I would enjoy your company after class <\/p>\n\n\n\n

After Class<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No just ewe<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I do not think that Silly Mummy would approve <\/p>\n\n\n\n

As Silly Sister has been promised to me on graduation<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You can take your hands out of your pockets Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n

As we are going to visit the Senior Education Officer <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is my dad Miss <\/p>\n\n\n\n

He is a Senior Education Officer <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is all part of the conditions <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Of his day release <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did he do <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Murder sumone I fink <\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Lumpenproletariat Who can tell me what that means Miss when you cross your legs I can see your knickers That is a sinful occupation Stephens Your mother would be ashamed of you That is if you have parents at all Quoting from Prikipedia In Marxist theory the Lumpenproletariat is an underclass devoid of class consciousness […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35826"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35834,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35826\/revisions\/35834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}