{"id":35862,"date":"2026-09-03T09:32:10","date_gmt":"2026-09-03T08:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35862"},"modified":"2026-09-03T09:32:10","modified_gmt":"2026-09-03T08:32:10","slug":"sandrer-blowing-bubbles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/03\/sandrer-blowing-bubbles\/","title":{"rendered":"Sandrer Blowing Bubbles"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was in the habit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of locking my bedroom door<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whenever I was in the house <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although accepted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It puzzled my family <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Various reasons were suggested <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From masturbation to bad temper <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When in fact the answer was simple <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I just enjoyed blowing bubbles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst listening to Thriller<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On my new record player<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in the habit Of locking my bedroom door Whenever I was in the house Although accepted It puzzled my family Various reasons were suggested From masturbation to bad temper When in fact the answer was simple As I just enjoyed blowing bubbles Whilst listening to Thriller On my new record player<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35862"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35863,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35862\/revisions\/35863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}