Where are we going <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To the desert <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not like deserts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I will take you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To a waterfall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My mother liked waterfalls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Especially this waterfall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not like waterfalls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they scare me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They remind me of avalanches<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you holding <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have wrapped it in lime tissue paper <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it a present for me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is your name April Ross <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Open the parcel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just tell me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Underwear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have bought you underwear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not wear underwear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You should be aware of that<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then please keep the tissue paper <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lime green is your favourite colour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I had a lime green cotton shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I would love <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My lime green cotton shirt<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But lime green tissue paper <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Leaves me quite cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It means nothing to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are you doing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stopping the car <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I want you to get out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are we <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You tell me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please do not abandon me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hate being alone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is so dark <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hate the dark <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is that on the back seat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is wrapped in pink tissue paper <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I told you that I do not like underwear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not underwear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what is it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Touch the parcel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I request that you leave the car <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is soft and feels wet and cold <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A squid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why a squid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just in case you get hungry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In these dark woods<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How many times have I got to tell you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I only fuck what I cannot eat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is something very perverse about you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
April Ross <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please stand clear of the door <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I am about to drive off<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are my shoes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is not a question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can answer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are my shoes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You left them on a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is not an answer <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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