{"id":35913,"date":"2026-09-05T09:24:19","date_gmt":"2026-09-05T08:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35913"},"modified":"2026-09-05T09:24:19","modified_gmt":"2026-09-05T08:24:19","slug":"silly-boy-goes-to-sea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/05\/silly-boy-goes-to-sea\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Boy goes to Sea"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Mummy said that you caught <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Spanish movie the other day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that true <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Mummy said you did <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well I did not actually <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Catch a Spanish movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As one cannot catch Spanish movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unless they fall off of the shelf <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the projection room or in transit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tell me about your day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well I crossed sixteen roads <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And was passed by eighty nine cars <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sixteen buses and ten lorries <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How many pieces of glass did you pass<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Broken or unbroken <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Both <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I passed six hundred and three windows <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which showed no signs of damage <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Three of these were possibly cracked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you check these out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because they were six floors up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the high rises near the abattoir <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Near Justice Gardens I found a broken bottle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought there were two but one was plastic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And therefore did not count <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Were you the only Klingon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the cinema <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How did you know that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because everybody else <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was Spanish <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you enjoy the movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why did you sat that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not say that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I said dunno <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is a lazy way of saying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back to the movie Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Spanish movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the tables in the waiting area <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There were small posies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of beautiful local flowers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is my only memory <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TBC<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> 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