{"id":35915,"date":"2026-09-05T17:54:14","date_gmt":"2026-09-05T16:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35915"},"modified":"2026-09-06T10:37:34","modified_gmt":"2026-09-06T09:37:34","slug":"silly-girl-has-her-finest-thought","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/05\/silly-girl-has-her-finest-thought\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Girl Has Her Finest Thought"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you realise that Klingons <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not exist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Silly Sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Silly Girl <br><br><br>Klingons are not hedgehogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But characters from <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Star Trek <br><br><br>Star Trek what was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p 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