{"id":35929,"date":"2026-09-06T04:47:49","date_gmt":"2026-09-06T03:47:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35929"},"modified":"2026-09-06T04:51:11","modified_gmt":"2026-09-06T03:51:11","slug":"is-this-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/06\/is-this-real\/","title":{"rendered":"is this real"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">what a beautiful shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">may i have it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">no <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">because i am wearing it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">it would look better on me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">than you<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">here is my deal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">if you give me your shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i will let you read my magazine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">your magazine is very predictable <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">if i give you my shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">then i will have nothing to wear <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">you could use my magazine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">to protect your modesty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i think that  i would look faintly ridiculous <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">walking along the village streets <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">covered by a car magazine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">it is not a car magazine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">it is a magazine about bread <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">then why is there a car on its cover <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yes what a beautiful shirt may i have it no why because i am wearing it it would look better on me than you here is my deal if you give me your shirt i will let you read my magazine your magazine is very predictable if i give you my shirt then i will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35929"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35931,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35929\/revisions\/35931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}