{"id":35969,"date":"2026-09-07T11:12:31","date_gmt":"2026-09-07T10:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=35969"},"modified":"2026-09-07T11:15:29","modified_gmt":"2026-09-07T10:15:29","slug":"naughty-goings-on-at-littlecote-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2026\/09\/07\/naughty-goings-on-at-littlecote-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Naughty Goings On at Littlecote House"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I used to visit this house a great deal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I was interested in its beautiful gardens<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which were vast and full of interesting things <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was whilst I was near the dove cote <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I found Ellea and Rchel sunbathing totally nude <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I felt very privileged to have l discovered such beauty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But was very aware that the house was swollen with visitors <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I mentioned this casually they both laughed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And said that as long as I swam with them in the lake<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That they would tog up and politely greet the coach parties <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was  as we were walking across the lawn that Ellea noted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I should not have been shocked at their exposure<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because their Great Aunt Stephanie was known <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To have played topless tennis whist visiting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The 7th Earl at Walmer Castle on hot summer days <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to visit this house a great deal As I was interested in its beautiful gardens Which were vast and full of interesting things It was whilst I was near the dove cote That I found Ellea and Rchel sunbathing totally nude I felt very privileged to have l discovered such beauty But was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35969"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35972,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35969\/revisions\/35972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}